Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Lately I:

  1. Am extremely sleep-deprived.
  2. Only feel like listening to Chavez and Queens of the Stone Age.
  3. Stay up all night with a man named Landon.
  4. Feel completely misunderstood.
  5. Am completely misunderstanding everyone.
  6. Don't have an appetite, unless it's an ice cream sandwich while watching Half Life.
  7. Am completely obsessed with watching Half Life 2, Half Life 2: Episode 1, and Half Life: Deathmatch.
  8. Have made some good money.
  9. Have spent a lot of that good money.
  10. Am utterly overwhelmed by the prospect of moving.
  11. Have a skewed concept of time.
  12. Am lonely.
  13. Want to go on a vacation alone despite the loneliness.
  14. Have been confused about many a thing.
  15. Read my horoscope and freak out at its accuracy.
  16. Enjoy mixing tenses.
  17. Second-guess myself.
  18. Get pissed that I'm second-guessing myself.
  19. Have become obsessed with my Neti pot.
  20. Miss my people.

5 comments:

Unknown said...

Dude, # 6 and # 7 are so fucking sweet that they cancel out all the others. I mean the copious amount of dopamine released by them makes you feel rad all the time. Wait,dopamine makes you feel good right?

grizz said...

This is true. Well said, Dickless. I should just focus on the positive and continue to watch you take out Combine and headcrabs with crossbows and rocketlaunchers. All will be well. Also, you are hilarious.

Chad said...

I miss you. But life's a cunt, man. Here:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1TQcHOi3RRs

grizz said...

There is no one I'd rather sit with at this very moment and ruminate on the bitch of living than you, CZ.

Anonymous said...

All incarnations of Half-life rule. My new goal in life is to build DOG. Don't second-guess yourself; leave that to assbags. You're not an assbag, are you?