- Am extremely sleep-deprived.
- Only feel like listening to Chavez and Queens of the Stone Age.
- Stay up all night with a man named Landon.
- Feel completely misunderstood.
- Am completely misunderstanding everyone.
- Don't have an appetite, unless it's an ice cream sandwich while watching Half Life.
- Am completely obsessed with watching Half Life 2, Half Life 2: Episode 1, and Half Life: Deathmatch.
- Have made some good money.
- Have spent a lot of that good money.
- Am utterly overwhelmed by the prospect of moving.
- Have a skewed concept of time.
- Am lonely.
- Want to go on a vacation alone despite the loneliness.
- Have been confused about many a thing.
- Read my horoscope and freak out at its accuracy.
- Enjoy mixing tenses.
- Second-guess myself.
- Get pissed that I'm second-guessing myself.
- Have become obsessed with my Neti pot.
- Miss my people.
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
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Dude, # 6 and # 7 are so fucking sweet that they cancel out all the others. I mean the copious amount of dopamine released by them makes you feel rad all the time. Wait,dopamine makes you feel good right?
This is true. Well said, Dickless. I should just focus on the positive and continue to watch you take out Combine and headcrabs with crossbows and rocketlaunchers. All will be well. Also, you are hilarious.
I miss you. But life's a cunt, man. Here:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1TQcHOi3RRs
There is no one I'd rather sit with at this very moment and ruminate on the bitch of living than you, CZ.
All incarnations of Half-life rule. My new goal in life is to build DOG. Don't second-guess yourself; leave that to assbags. You're not an assbag, are you?
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