Tidying up my room a few moments ago, I stumbled upon my birthday card from mi hermano mejor (that translation has always bothered me: "better brother"? whatev, you ain't betta than me, foo'!). Truly, Ted, you are gifted with creating wordy flourishes that just mean, " you're a douche, but we love you anyway". An excerpt:
"... 25 is the age when you start looking down on stupid kids, which you've been doing your whole life, I guess. In fact, dispositionally you're probably closer to 65.... In the meantime, just know that your inflated sense of self-superiority just got some real-world cred. Happy B-day, Grizz."
Touché, my brother. The best part is that I actually agree with all that.
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