Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Police Reunion: 1 part rock, 2 parts scented candle



Wish I could've captured the Ghost in the Machine screen above better. Damnit.



Now blinds can be just like regulars.



Like the lighting essence of people-goo in Troll 2.



We're famous. We're in a huge arena. No one can see us anyway, really. Let's use a bunch of gay lights.



How Jeff and Ted felt about "Walking in Your Footsteps" and the übersilly dino graphic accompanying it.



Look how nice Dickless looks here. How deceptive.



There was definitely a little Hatha yoga thrown in there, too. These are the best pics from the show. We were on a good level, but pretty far away. Also, my camera has serious blur issues when I turn the flash off. Lame. I'm certainly glad I went; obviously, how could the Grizz not, but it was basically just okay. About what we were expecting, which was not terribly tight, crowd-pleaser set list, a lot of retarded middle-aged yuppies dancing horrifically. Basically your typical, over-the-hill, multi-million dollar summer reunion tour. Andy Summers, however, is a golden guitar god. The man made that show happen. In his honor, Sting and Stewie should be forced to play "Omegaman" every night from here on out, the one tune I would have payed another 100 bucks to hear. Oh well.




Mom's Birthday at St. Mary's Glacier















This place is ridiculously gorgeous. If you have your gear with you, and you feel like kicking your own ass, you can hike about a mile up the glacier and ski down it. Just try not to land in the lake. Sweet!

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Lately I:

  1. Am extremely sleep-deprived.
  2. Only feel like listening to Chavez and Queens of the Stone Age.
  3. Stay up all night with a man named Landon.
  4. Feel completely misunderstood.
  5. Am completely misunderstanding everyone.
  6. Don't have an appetite, unless it's an ice cream sandwich while watching Half Life.
  7. Am completely obsessed with watching Half Life 2, Half Life 2: Episode 1, and Half Life: Deathmatch.
  8. Have made some good money.
  9. Have spent a lot of that good money.
  10. Am utterly overwhelmed by the prospect of moving.
  11. Have a skewed concept of time.
  12. Am lonely.
  13. Want to go on a vacation alone despite the loneliness.
  14. Have been confused about many a thing.
  15. Read my horoscope and freak out at its accuracy.
  16. Enjoy mixing tenses.
  17. Second-guess myself.
  18. Get pissed that I'm second-guessing myself.
  19. Have become obsessed with my Neti pot.
  20. Miss my people.

Monday, June 18, 2007

Just take this with you.

Life's great.



I hope I've sufficiently offended my three readers.

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Saturday, June 9, 2007

Thursday, June 7, 2007

Pics, round 2: New York Madness.


Whoa flash.

Ha!

Haha!

Blurtastic.

Really great, despite the blurtronix.

Teeth!

Fewer teeth!

One for the books. Also, I'm a little wasted.

A-dore.

Like I said, many a drink. Thank you, Mike's bartending peeps.

Yes, you can swipe this for MySpace, Mike.

Hats! BTW, that's rain on my borrowed hat. At least I hope so.

Happy Birthday to SLS. Hurray!

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Pics galore. First off: The Land.































Many of you know that my parents have been building a cabin in southern Colorado. After several months of discussing photovoltaics, crucial decision-making about Scandinavian energy-efficient appliances, and many many logs, completion is at our fingertips and the self-sustainable AAO-Ranch is almost ready for bombardment. I now know way to much about solar panels, cisterns, and the "log-copes". Wow. And yes, you're all invited. Well, most of you. Check it out. Also, Dickless and I were being total douches that day. As you can see.