Saturday, July 28, 2007

Someone who won't be forgotten.

Potentially one of the most talented living individuals on this planet is here in this country, driving westward through the I-70 corridor of Colorado towards Utah right at this very moment. Annie Clark (aka St. Vincent) is the kind of person who makes me feel at first that I have accomplished virtually nothing in my (seemingly) short 25 years. (Just looking at her pedal board makes me feel tiny.) This, of course, is horribly disconcerting at first because no one wants to feel worthless or talentless, but the feeling quickly and unexpectedly fades when you have the opportunity to be in the same room with her. Any whispers of insecurity evaporate as soon as she straps on the axe and opens her mouth. There's no room for yourself any longer; the aural space in your head is filled with the overwhelming, glorious sounds she is creating.

I had the good fortune of seeing her several months ago opening for Midlake. At the time, her debut album had not yet been released, and she was supporting her musical ideas solo-- just her small self, a guitar, a microphone, copperphone, keyboard, and an extremely complicated-looking pedal setup. When this wispy pixie in Aunt Ethel's dress and Clark Kent's glasses walked onstage, we all thought, "what the hell is this/oh great/where's Midlake". It took about two seconds of her finger-picking her hollow-body and crooning into the mic for our jaws to hit the floor. Alone on stage, she has a command that is unstoppable and completely spellbinding. So when I heard that she was going out on tour with a band to back her up in support of the album "Marry Me" (which, btw, got an 8 from Pitchfork--hey-oh!), I was a little worried that the magic would be lost. This was also after hearing the completed album, which, while still quite good, does not have quite the impact of her live performance. Well, I saw her last night, well-rehearsed band in tow, and Jesus H, man. She still slays. While I'll always list her solo show as one of the best axe-wielding performances I've ever seen in my life, I can say that last night's show was incredible. It was extremely cool to see her music come to full fruition; songs that didn't quite work solo are generously filled out. And the songs that seem to be almost-not-quite missing something on the record were highlights of the show. The seamless transition from a roiling "All My Stars Aligned" into a much slinkier (but somehow weightier) "Landmines" was particularly staggering to experience. "Paris Is Burning", perhaps one of her musical babies that doesn't quite seem to translate solo or on record, was completely rocking in a psycho-Tim Burton-Carnavale way.

All this, and Annie manages to be just as charming in conversation as behind the mic and guitar, but not so much as to seem inhuman. Once you get past the Sammy Davis shoes and bag-dress, she's a normal genius, completely unaffected, facing the same irritating challenges of searching for apartments on Craigslist that I have recently suffered and in great need of a vacation (which isn't happening any time soon). And she remembers you. A gem of a chick. Let's be friends, Annie.

So what I'm saying is, hop on Amazon, buy yourself a copy of "Marry Me", then go to myspace.com/stvincent, find your city and get your ass to the show. You won't be sorry, you'll thank me later, and you'll fall just as hard for her as I have. Oh yeah, and everyone at Pitchfork and Gorilla vs. Bear. (By the by, she mentioned there are even more dates coming after those with The National, so keep your eyes peeled if you aren't lucky enough to see her this stretch.)

A few blurry pics from the show:











Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Ha!

Tidying up my room a few moments ago, I stumbled upon my birthday card from mi hermano mejor (that translation has always bothered me: "better brother"? whatev, you ain't betta than me, foo'!). Truly, Ted, you are gifted with creating wordy flourishes that just mean, " you're a douche, but we love you anyway". An excerpt:

"... 25 is the age when you start looking down on stupid kids, which you've been doing your whole life, I guess. In fact, dispositionally you're probably closer to 65.... In the meantime, just know that your inflated sense of self-superiority just got some real-world cred. Happy B-day, Grizz."

Touché, my brother. The best part is that I actually agree with all that.

Oh, Roland.

I'm not sure what to look at: Roland's exceptional moves or Curt's many-braided rattail. Ach, choices.

Monday, July 23, 2007

Will it blend?

Taking you and your fancy shmancy devices out of the intangible world and throwing you back into the physical. With a blender.


Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Wow. Just... wow.

Sweet Crom above, if this chick can have a career, so can I. I mean... whoa. I'm really thinking there were pills involved in this, but the evil 60% of me wishes there weren't. Three cheers for the tenor for showing us what true commitment looks like. Thanks to Alicia for this inbelievable find.




Slowly catching up to my real age, which is 50.

On June 29, I hit the halfway mark and celebrated in high style at Piney Lake with family, old friends, new friends, a dog, DEET, and many evil mosquitos. Thanks to all in attendance. It couldn't have been nearly as raucous without you. (Pics courtesy of the incomparable Emily Dunn.)


The toast.


Revelers.


The birthday swig.


I don't usually smile like that.


Legs.


T and me.


FIRE!


Dickless, doing what he does best.


The other thing Dickless does best, almost injuring himself horribly.


The whole shebang.


Again, a very unusual smile, but I was probably looking at Jeff right beforehand. Also, Matt is way too cool for school.


Drunk. Also, Charlie's t-shirt has Gandalf on it. This is an awesome thing.


La familia, plus the Turncrantz.


The organizers. Jeff's not making a poopy face. Amazing!


The toast, round 2.

Monday, July 9, 2007